Character passport, script sheet, timing math, anti-glitch, QA — packed into Claude skills. You type one line. It hands back a finished 12-second episode.
Not a showreel. Two production episodes, checked by the same QA gate that ships in the pack. Recipe printed under each one.
idea: one line, typed · script: 4 lines, 19 words
generation: 12 s · 720p · $2.73 all-in
idea: one line, typed · script: 4 lines, 21 words
generation: 12 s · 720p · $1.86, first take
The conveyor you just scrolled through — station by station. Everything below ships as files: skills, templates, checklists.
Bring 4–6 sharp, close-up photos. The kit turns them into a 10-block character passport — face, proportions, wardrobe, energy — that every episode prompt is built on. Shot requirements included, so the passport locks before you spend a cent.
A 13-field master template and a 32-point checklist. Location, light, wardrobe, props, logic rules — filled in once, reused every episode. Plus a starter bank of episode formulas to type on day one.
Every line is simulated against its shot window before anything is generated: syllables × pace vs. seconds. The final shot always gets four — punchline, reaction, one silent beat. That's why the joke lands.
Poses fixed per shot. Cause before effect. One blink per video. Every cut changes two axes. Each rule exists because we broke it once and paid real money for the lesson. You get them pre-broken.
A clinic for failed generations: four failure classes, a symptom-to-fix map, ready correction phrases. One generation tests one hypothesis — so a bad take costs one take, not an evening.
Automatic acceptance: frame rate and duration probed, a contact sheet of every half-second, dialogue transcribed and compared to the script word by word. If it doesn't match, it doesn't ship.
Drop the skill folder into Claude Code. Connect one video provider. Guide with screenshots — about five minutes.
“make an episode about bedtime.” The pipeline writes, times, checks and generates — asking you only at the two gates that matter.
A finished vertical MP4 with native sound, plus a caption that continues the joke. Label it AI-made and ship.
No subscription. Generation costs go to the video provider at cost. It lists at €19 — right now it is €12.
€19 once, no subscription — €12 right now. Nothing recurring and no upsells. The only other cost is generation, paid to the video provider.
Generation only, straight to the video provider: about $1.86 per finished 12-second 720p episode, $0.87 per 480p draft. A test run of six episodes is roughly the price of two coffees.
No. You install Claude Code once by the screenshot guide, then talk to it in plain English. The skills do the technical part.
Claude for everything from script to QA, plus one video-generation provider (the guide covers signing up and adding ~$5 of credit). Both have free-tier or low-cost entry.
The passport is built from your photos — face, proportions, energy — and drives every prompt. Photo requirements ship in the pack: 4–6 close, sharp shots from different angles. Bad photos are the #1 reason heroes drift, so the kit checks yours first.
When it passes its own QA gate. Join the free-guide list below — we send exactly one email when it's live, and nothing else.
Every site, every click, every field: how to make one episode by hand, no skills, no code. It works — the result is a decent episode. The pack above is why ours don't look decent. They look finished.
Confirm the email and the guide is yours. After that, the occasional note — new episodes, what we learn making them, the pack when it ships. Unsubscribe any time, link in every email. Privacy.